Call your mum. She needs you to calm her fears.

I called my mum today. She was scared someone was stealing her money because she could not find her cheque book. I told her to look for her cheque book in her ‘usual’ spot and she found it.

Now she’s fine. And wanted to know when I was going to have kids.

Damn. I shouldn’t have called.

Call her. Calm her fears. It’s your one good deed of the day that costs nothing.

And you might even like it.